The seven body composition types of bicamerals
The orc, AKA the communist or the social liberal -These tend to be the thinnest of all bicams, and make for excellent computer programmers. They are very rare in the U.S., but are highly useful due to their rock-solid knowledge of keyboard shortcuts, and are highly wanted at the National Security Agency. Their diet is roughly 1400 calories per day. Their lack of consciousness is a major advantage, since consciousness slows one down. They are known for statement by statement flips -Bryan Caplan is probably the most famous example- making communication between them and SocDems impossible for more than a few sentences. They cannot live if their brain is severely damaged. Their preferred type of government is the socialist state run by a gerontocratic single party, the preferences of which are recorded by the general secretary. The Imperial Japanese Navy and 毛澤東’s army during the Chinese civil war are probably the most famous examples of orc armies. They tend to be excellent at Freudian psychoanalysis.
The goblin, AKA the fascist or the social democrat -These are the most aerobically fit bicams, and tend to like bodybuilding. Their diet is roughly 1900 calories per day, highly skewed toward nuts and low fat dairy products and away from added sugars and salt. If given a choice between walking and driving over the same distance over the same time, they will walk. They are adapted to migration in the event of famine. They tend to be strongly anti-circumcision. Both the Soviet and Japanese armies in WWII were comprised largely of SocDems. “Meth Nazis” are better described as “Meth SocDems”. They tend to prefer direct physical or documentary evidence over using ChipMind. They tend to differ in their political perspectives -some are right-wing, others are left-wing. Of the three basic body types, they tend to smoke by far the most, in order to reduce the size of their ribcages. They can tolerate a head blow, and tend to prefer mass armies led by actually functioning dictators. They tend to be best at analyzing the future.
The gremlin, AKA the Nazi or the liberal democrat. Stereotypical Ugly Americans (in a bad way). They tend to be ivory tower eggheads, be extremely sedentary, navigate their posture via shoulder height and pelvic tilt rather than the chin (which they ignore), litter, use ChipMind extensively, and have a solid and rather flexed backbone. They tend to run things as deep states. They are generally anti-semitic, anti-Israel, pro-Polish, pro-Armenian, and anti-Japanese, but have no strong preference to wipe out Jews as of today. They do not smoke, tend to eat large quantities of salt and saturated fat, and tend to drive large distances. They tend to be concentrated around Stuttgart, Germany and Northville, Michigan. Sweden was run by LibDems for many decades. Their concept of war is irrational to SocDems, and is concentrated highly toward special forces. They have no preference as to circumcision. They eat roughly 2400 calories per day, due to their high %age muscle mass. They tend to be the top analytical minds at the CIA, and use voice commands over any type of keyboard commands.
The U.S. over the past few decades has been generally run as a condominium of Whites and LibDems.
In rock/paper/scissors fashion, LibDems beat orcs, orcs generally beat SocDems, and SocDems usually beat LibDems. LibDems almost never ally with orcs, but orcs can ally with Whites.
The gnome, AKA the White -These tend to be nearsighted, but by far the best at predicting the future. They tend to be self-centered and work outside institutions, rather than within them. They are shorter in height than SocDems, but substantially more muscular. They are adapted to anarchy in the snow, and tend to have the easiest time getting PhDs in astrophysics of the major body types. They tend to sleep exclusively on the chin and to always keep the chin up while walking, not noticing the rest of their body. The most obvious difference between SocDems and Whites is in the shoulders -while SocDems’ are at T2, Whites’ are at T1, and Whites are vastly less likely to do farmers’ walks than SocDems, instead preferring frontpacks:
The dragon, AKA the red/white -These are the guys with eight cervical vertebrae, the top one being a faucet. They tend to pinch the underside of their jaw in order to flush out bacteria in their mouth by saliva. They have a bony double chin (in a good way, to prevent the mandible from tucking) and tend to have elongated ribcages and a preference for walking in slippers and sitting in high-backed chairs. They tend to be excellent at analysis in one timeline. The chief example of such a person is Scott Sumner.
The bumblebee, AKA the yellow/white -These are competition level bodybuilder types -e.g., Derek More Plates More Dates. They read lots of articles, very few books. Some suggest those with the build of today’s Edward Neumeier should be assigned white/yellow and the bumblebee black/yellow, but I have excluded black from this list -black alone are severe chin tuckers (e.g., the Dinka) -and I here lump the Neumeierians with the LibDems.
The satanist, AKA the blue/white -these tend to have good driving and programming skills, and are by far the nastiest and least ethical of the lot. They tend to be overweight, eat lots of sweets, and have the highly unlucky thirteen thoracic vertebrae. I knew at least one such person who worked at the Detroit Fed.