Prime Directive #4
"Serve the public trust"
"Protect the innocent"
"Uphold the law"
"Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown"
Protect the reproductive organs
Keep the fat layers stable
Rebuild muscle and organs if damaged
Any attempt to get out of historic sleeping posture and autofellatio capability results in infertility, energy inefficiency, muscle wasting, loss of mental bicameralism, reduced scope of vision, weaker social skills, and consciousness (not “loss of consciousness” -consciousness is a direct conflict between the two hemispheres. It serves an anti-evolutionary purpose, and it will soon be gone. No other animal has it because no other animal fucks up their body the way man does.).
It’s how evolution works, kids. And, yes, modern man is infertile. Man is, in his genes, though not his phenotype, the third chimpanzee. He was made to flex his chest. He was made to sleep on his stomach without accoutrements. He was made to fight. He was made to fill lakes with semen in search of a woman. He was made to easily do autofellatio. Man is a chimp with internal calculators. Civilization is not his forte. Combat and verbal and visuospatial intelligence is.
What happened? Scary age, but it’s coming back.